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The Hunter and his party step back as the crypt like door opens on the Moon. Hive spill out from the void. “We’ve got Boners!” the Hunter shouts. “Do not call them that.” the Titan chastises.

The Hunter is swarmed. “FIST ‘EM!” he shouts to the Titan. “I request you please cease.”

The Hunter and his party step back as the crypt like door opens on the Moon. Hive spill out from the void. “We’ve got Boners!” the Hunter shouts. “Do not call them that.” the Titan chastises.

The Hunter twirls his knife around in his hand, “The solid exoskeleton of a hideous Hive Thrall isn’t the only thing I want to penetrate tonight.” He his destroyed by the Female Awoken’s shotgun.

Hunter shouts from afar, “NICE SKIRT, NERD!” The angry Titan raises a middle finger in the direction of the noise, “It’s a badge!”

Guardian takes out Sepiks Prime. “Ha! Take that you stupid floating eyeball!” His Ghost, “Ahem.”

Please note, you can NOT Dick Stab a Wizard. Trust me.

Hunter sprints towards a Fallen Captain and slides, slamming his knife into the aliens crotch, “DICK STAB!” 

"Check it out! I’m gonna do the robot!" An Exo walks by and scoffs, "Racist."

Two Guardians using a Ghost to film them in the trenches of Old Russia. “Hey there this is Humanity’s Last Hope, and welcome to Jackass!” They boost at the walls to do barrel rolls, both failing, their Sparrow’s explode. The Ghost winces and flies over to revive them. “LET’S DO THAT AGAIN!”

Guardian is the one with the banner. “This is gonna be so cool. I’m gonna look like a total badass” They go to stick it into the ground and drop it, “FUCK.” Everyone runs off to battle and he keeps trying to keep it balanced in the ground. It keeps tipping.