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Dear Taco Bell,

Hi there. This is Kenney Foster. Again. This must be the 30th time I’m calling. Last time I had come in, you mentioned after my paperwork comes back we could order a uniform. After three weeks of being in limbo over paperwork, it’s finally in! I should expect a call today you said. I would just like to say a few words to encourage you to call me back as soon as possible. Please see below!

Call me. Fucking call me. I’m right here. Looking at my phone. Looking dapper as hell. I’m dressed up. I showered. Hair’s nice. Call me. Are you calling? Call me right now. My phone isn’t ringing. Come on. I’ll be there every day. Literally every single day you want me. Call me. I will never miss a day and I will work any position. Call me! I live right down the road and you need me. I promise you that you do. I will be employee of the month, every month. CALL. ME. CALL ME. FUCKING DO IT. PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL ME. DON’T BOTHER WITH ANYONE ELSE THEY WON’T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU. CALL ME DAMN IT. Call me. Call me right now. … … … Now! The phone is going to ring, right now, and it’ll be you, right? Yes? Okay now? Call me. You fuckers better call me. If you don’t call me, I’m calling you. You think I won’t? I’ve been doing it for 3 weeks constantly. Tired of my shit? Hire me. Just give me the job. I won’t stop until you do. You’re giving me that job. Call me. The job is mine already and I want hours. Call. I want to come in right this second and do work for you.

Love,

Kenneth Radley Foster

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