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Holy hooker punching butt sluts! IS THIS A GIVEAWAY? 

You bet your sweet candy ass it is. What the fuck is it that’s being given away exactly?

How about a super rare awesome DORITOS LOCOS TACO PROMO CLING FROM TACO FUCKING BELL, THAT’S WHAT.

"But Toast what do I need to do to win this amazing piece of history."

You shut your mouth and you listen closely.

  1. Reblog. As much as you want, I don’t give a shit.
  2. Like it too, god damn I really just do not care.
  3. You don’t even have to follow me I’m not some attention whore.
  4. Replies count too. That’s what you get for having reactions.
  5. Get this shit out of my room dear God why did I bring this home

It’s that simple folks. A baby could do it. Literally, I would send this to a baby if they won it. An infant. I am irresponsible. 

GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY HOUSE. 

I will not ship internationally because if you’re not from America, I don’t care to know you. Commie.

Contest ends September 11th because that’s funny.  Never forget.